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The "What Would You If" Game!

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Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and says their own question.

Example:
Person 1 - What would you do if cheese fell from the sky?
Person 2 - Take as much as I can and eat it!; WWYDI The Mac Forum closed down?
Person 3 - Do suicide!; WWYDI the world was going to blow up?


I'll start.

WWYDI you woke up in a dumpster full of dead cats?
 
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I'll start.

WWYDI you woke up in a dumpster full of dead cats?
I'd be curious as to how many cats there were in the dumpster with me becaue it would be the most dead cats near me ever.

WWYDI you ordered a hot dog and instead he handed you a lobster made of cotton candy?
 

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I'd be quite impressed at how he made it into a shape like that. Then I'd get munching.

WWYDI Apple announced that they were going to cease trading and stop making computers?
 
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I'd be quite impressed at how he made it into a shape like that. Then I'd get munching.

WWYDI Apple announced that they were going to cease trading and stop making computers?

I would cry and buy 1 each of of their last product.

WWYDI you found out you had 3 days to live?
 
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WWYDI you found out you had 3 days to live?

Sell all my things, buy the '82 Corvette I've always wanted, and just drive.

WWYDI you woke up next to Bea Arthur?
 
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Sell all my things, buy the '82 Corvette I've always wanted, and just drive.

WWYDI you woke up next to Bea Arthur?

Find the nearest computer and post a thread on Mac-Forums.com asking who they were.

WWYDI if your parents announced they were running away?
 
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Wwydi

I would cry. (tears of Joy, that is). xD

WWYDI if Apple announced it found a way to convert brain waves to radio waves. (That is, you can control electronics with your mind.)
 
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I would cry. (tears of Joy, that is). xD

WWYDI if Apple announced it found a way to convert brain waves to radio waves. (That is, you can control electronics with your mind.)

I'd find all the nearest electric razors around me and make them all buzz.

WWYDI instead of all the cats in the world, there were dogs?
 
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I'd find all the nearest electric razors around me and make them all buzz.

WWYDI instead of all the cats in the world, there were dogs?

I would do the hokey-pokey, 'cause that's what its all about.


WWYDI all of your blood was replaced with cream cheese?
 
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I would become a vampire. XD

WWYDI if George Bush was re-elected? (Yes, I am aware this will not happen).
 
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I would become a vampire. XD

WWYDI if George Bush was re-elected? (Yes, I am aware this will not happen).

Take the first plane up to Canada, dig a tunnel to the center of the Earth and open a bar for super heroes. (Family Guy<3)

WWYDI whenever you sneezed one dollar was taken from your bank account?
 
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Start a sneeze financing company and make tons of money.

WWYDI I sang out of tune?
 
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Start a sneeze financing company and make tons of money.

WWYDI I sang out of tune?

I'd get by with a little help from my friends.

WWYDI there was no business like show business?
 
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I'd have no business in show business.


WWYDI Anna Kournikova instantly fell madly in love with you and started stalking you?
 
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I'd have no business in show business.


WWYDI Anna Kournikova instantly fell madly in love with you and started stalking you?

Buy an umbrella.

WWYDI you fought the law and the law won?
 
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Buy an umbrella.

WWYDI you fought the law and the law won?


I'd shoot the sheriff.


WWYDI I ate dinner with you're family in a respectable, formal environment and had a wonderful time, WITHOUT YOU?!
 
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I wouldn't be offended because I'd be home on my Mac!

WWYDI you found Wonder Woman begging at a Street Corner?
 
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I wouldn't be offended because I'd be home on my Mac!

WWYDI you found Wonder Woman begging at a Street Corner?

I'd go up and ask. Hey, how's saving the earth been for you lately?

WWYDI you saw a big lump of cash on the ground which bears the sign "DO NOT TOUCH" ?
 
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Wwydi

Take the money. The SIGN says do not touch. It says nothing about not touching the money.

WWYDI a moderator shut this thread down?
 
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Take the money. The SIGN says do not touch. It says nothing about not touching the money.

WWYDI a moderator shut this thread down?

Go joke about it on the Pearl Drummers Forum, where I got this thread idea from :p.


WWYDI you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
 

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