Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska and learn how to fish. Also buy a kayak to row to the nearest applecentre on an iceberg. When he arrived, he slipped and kicked a moose. It turned around, and took his brand new iPod.
But the moose didn't have earbud so he charged at full speed into the window. Bulletproof, what luck! Moose grabbed his g5 powermac to use it as a big show piece. Of course he, needed to have