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Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska and learn how to fish. Also buy a kayak to row to the nearest applecentre on an iceberg. When he arrived, he slipped and kicked a moose. It turned around, and took his brand new iPod.
But the moose didn't have earbud so he charged at full speed into the window. Bulletproof, what luck! Moose grabbed his g5 powermac to use it as a big show piece. Of course he needed to have a crane to clean the area. The crane accidentally toppled over, breaking everything in the mooses path. He was mortified. "Sorry" he didn't have any control over the crane operator. Then he went home to get his glue gun.
While traveling on an express train, he meet a man with a brown paper bag with a whole lot of grease and moose ears. The moose was full of fear, wondering why the birds all flew in an upside-down position. The birds grouping was also very strange and bizarre looking to the conductor's wife. She freaked, then started to cha-cha, freaking the moose. At that same, she was making her escape to be free from the mime waiting for better street shops, and cookies. Finally the moose had an aneurysm and the iPod fell to the floor. Upon impact it turned into a magical Lamborghini.
The moose was watching the birds aand having a pint. Then up poped Steve Jobs, "Anyone need the directions and has seen Bill Gates? "Yes he's over yonder, playing with his powerbook whilst trying to get hold of his Mircosoft credit card. He then ate a catus plant with alot of baby back ribs on the side.
Steve grabs Bill and slapped him up side his huge mouth of full lies and deciet. "Why"? Steve asked, do you like "mooses so much"? Bill then replied, "They're really cute!" Steve then took a step back, picked up a huge stack of Evil little goblins. Once again he was in a virtual time warp of Windows 95, Bill was fighting the forces, testing his luck and battling Mac OS 9 by beating it. Not wanting to get caught with delibiretly putting viruses and trojan horses into windows, he disguised himself as an innocent looking moose, but he forget to get his clothes out of his protoplasmic astrocytoma which was partly molten lava. He started thinking about Tiger! Embarrassed, he took a pencil and wrote a Christmas card to Mel Gibson and James Bond in a secret underground layer. While unbeknownst to anyone but the reindeers, he proceeded to purchase gifts for all Windoze users.
A glorious gift, they all said. The elves were happy to see the nuclear warhead, which was included with every Happy meal. One of the happy meals had fries and an African elf, who just happened to love Fred Astaire. Although this obsession of his is kind of freaky, he is quite the silly goat.
Then a flash the moose appeared with Santa's sleigh, with no muffler. "That was a box of cookies, which were found most happily scrumptious" as Moosey described.
Just before daybreak , the sun exploded. So the supernova exploded along with the country, Iraq. At the same time Steve Jobs was busy wrapping the loose ends of Christmas stockings with the bubble gum wrapping tape with all the special apple developers helping. One of the developers spontaniously combusted. That started a riot, eventually leading to microsofts death.
After the fire the people realized, the death of spongebob-squarepants was a certain tragedy. So they created a computer called trinikosh. Everyone was confused about the mime who ate Moosey! Tasted like paint, someone murmuerd in the burlap sac.
Then the moose took a picture, with his brand new fifth Gen digital camera, that looks like a throw back from the 90's. The moose was proud of his big iPhoto library containing many of his ex-girlfriend and him. The angry elf climbed upon the table which lead into a cave in the back of a walmart. Once in the employee lounge, he saw an over-sized Leprechaun in the vending machine eating all of the lucky charms, darn! They're all gone said the aging, yellow tooth, wrinkled CEO. She cried "it's Bill Gates and he's got a terrible thing stuck in his back!" The moose cried with a loud, yet soothing voice. Why is the sky blue, Bill and where are the PC users going? Bill didn't have a clue! The moose was eating bill's hand. At that moment the man happened to step out of the moving crane's wreckage shadow that flew into a vey large, dark, damp cave.
But the moose didn't have earbud so he charged at full speed into the window. Bulletproof, what luck! Moose grabbed his g5 powermac to use it as a big show piece. Of course he needed to have a crane to clean the area. The crane accidentally toppled over, breaking everything in the mooses path. He was mortified. "Sorry" he didn't have any control over the crane operator. Then he went home to get his glue gun.
While traveling on an express train, he meet a man with a brown paper bag with a whole lot of grease and moose ears. The moose was full of fear, wondering why the birds all flew in an upside-down position. The birds grouping was also very strange and bizarre looking to the conductor's wife. She freaked, then started to cha-cha, freaking the moose. At that same, she was making her escape to be free from the mime waiting for better street shops, and cookies. Finally the moose had an aneurysm and the iPod fell to the floor. Upon impact it turned into a magical Lamborghini.
The moose was watching the birds aand having a pint. Then up poped Steve Jobs, "Anyone need the directions and has seen Bill Gates? "Yes he's over yonder, playing with his powerbook whilst trying to get hold of his Mircosoft credit card. He then ate a catus plant with alot of baby back ribs on the side.
Steve grabs Bill and slapped him up side his huge mouth of full lies and deciet. "Why"? Steve asked, do you like "mooses so much"? Bill then replied, "They're really cute!" Steve then took a step back, picked up a huge stack of Evil little goblins. Once again he was in a virtual time warp of Windows 95, Bill was fighting the forces, testing his luck and battling Mac OS 9 by beating it. Not wanting to get caught with delibiretly putting viruses and trojan horses into windows, he disguised himself as an innocent looking moose, but he forget to get his clothes out of his protoplasmic astrocytoma which was partly molten lava. He started thinking about Tiger! Embarrassed, he took a pencil and wrote a Christmas card to Mel Gibson and James Bond in a secret underground layer. While unbeknownst to anyone but the reindeers, he proceeded to purchase gifts for all Windoze users.
A glorious gift, they all said. The elves were happy to see the nuclear warhead, which was included with every Happy meal. One of the happy meals had fries and an African elf, who just happened to love Fred Astaire. Although this obsession of his is kind of freaky, he is quite the silly goat.
Then a flash the moose appeared with Santa's sleigh, with no muffler. "That was a box of cookies, which were found most happily scrumptious" as Moosey described.
Just before daybreak , the sun exploded. So the supernova exploded along with the country, Iraq. At the same time Steve Jobs was busy wrapping the loose ends of Christmas stockings with the bubble gum wrapping tape with all the special apple developers helping. One of the developers spontaniously combusted. That started a riot, eventually leading to microsofts death.
After the fire the people realized, the death of spongebob-squarepants was a certain tragedy. So they created a computer called trinikosh. Everyone was confused about the mime who ate Moosey! Tasted like paint, someone murmuerd in the burlap sac.
Then the moose took a picture, with his brand new fifth Gen digital camera, that looks like a throw back from the 90's. The moose was proud of his big iPhoto library containing many of his ex-girlfriend and him. The angry elf climbed upon the table which lead into a cave in the back of a walmart. Once in the employee lounge, he saw an over-sized Leprechaun in the vending machine eating all of the lucky charms, darn! They're all gone said the aging, yellow tooth, wrinkled CEO. She cried "it's Bill Gates and he's got a terrible thing stuck in his back!" The moose cried with a loud, yet soothing voice. Why is the sky blue, Bill and where are the PC users going? Bill didn't have a clue! The moose was eating bill's hand. At that moment the man happened to step out of the moving crane's wreckage shadow that flew into a vey large, dark, damp cave.
