Mac-Forums' Bar & Grill II

vansmith said:

Blast you! Now I'm hungry and unfortunately, I'm not close to any food right now.

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What do you mean not close to food? This is virtual food, of course, you can have some!

Here, have some Grey Poupon, I bought it back in the 90s, when it was popular, and I need to get rid of it.

Don't mind iWhat, he doesn't really eat in real life so he doesn't understand what it's like to be hungry. He actually prefers to roll around in his food instead and absorb it through his skin:

schweb said:

I remember a few years ago I was on a huge hamburger kick. I'd eat hamburgers like multiple times a day for weeks. It was crazy.

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I remember you mentioning Five Guys a lot. I bet you got fat, too.

schweb said:

Don't mind iWhat, he doesn't really eat in real life so he doesn't understand what it's like to be hungry. He actually prefers to roll around in his food instead and absorb it through his skin:

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That's completely a lie, because I wouldn't have that tan line in the end. I'd only roll in the vegetables, so I could make a sandwich for you with the stuff that touched my butt.

schweb said:

Don't mind iWhat, he doesn't really eat in real life so he doesn't understand what it's like to be hungry. He actually prefers to roll around in his food instead and absorb it through his skin:

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Oh wow. That's an image I really didn't need..........

Speaking of Richard Simmons:
Richard Simmons + Air New Zealand = Best In-Flight Safety Video Ever

schweb said:

Speaking of Richard Simmons:
Richard Simmons + Air New Zealand = Best In-Flight Safety Video Ever

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Well, I feel a lot safer, now.

I really hope that I can have nice legs as Richard, when I get older.

iWhat said:

Here, have some Grey Poupon, I bought it back in the 90s, when it was popular, and I need to get rid of it.

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My hunger isn't virtual though.

schweb said:

Don't mind iWhat, he doesn't really eat in real life so he doesn't understand what it's like to be hungry. He actually prefers to roll around in his food instead and absorb it through his skin:

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And there goes my hunger. Problem solved.

iWhat said:

Now serving!

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Now this is not fair ... not fair at all.

You know I can resist anything except temptation

Cheers ... McBie

Bloody news sites and April Fools do not mix, its just irritating!

RNDdave said:

Bloody news sites and April Fools do not mix, its just irritating!

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Tell me about it, i've gotten excited about a few things on the news already and have to keep telling myself it's the 1st of April.

- Simon

Apple gets me through times of no money, better than money gets me through times of no Apple.

I'm freakin hungry... thinking of simply making noodles, deliberating on whether to put chicken with it... too lazy to probably do so

fleur-de-bois said:

I'm freakin hungry... thinking of simply making noodles, deliberating on whether to put chicken with it... too lazy to probably do so

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HAHA i had Hot and Spicy Noodles tonight. And yes bc i was lazy lol Winter is coming so ill be pulling the Slow Cooker out soon for the the not so lazy meals...... Hmmm then again, put all ingredients into the pot, turn on and leave . . . .
Yep lazy meals again Moooahahaha

TattooedMac said:

HAHA i had Hot and Spicy Noodles tonight. And yes bc i was lazy lol Winter is coming so ill be pulling the Slow Cooker out soon for the the not so lazy meals...... Hmmm then again, put all ingredients into the pot, turn on and leave . . . .
Yep lazy meals again Moooahahaha

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I'm the other way around here, had quite alot of slow cooker meals and lately through the winter, gonna have to put it away I think and start doing "not-so-lazy" meals now summer is on the way

Gotta suggest this though, a friend of mine suggested to me about doing baby-back-ribs in the slow cooker... they turned out a dream!

- Simon

Buzzard2010 said:

I'm the other way around here, had quite alot of slow cooker meals and lately through the winter, gonna have to put it away I think and start doing "not-so-lazy" meals now summer is on the way

Gotta suggest this though, a friend of mine suggested to me about doing baby-back-ribs in the slow cooker... they turned out a dream!

- Simon

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Good lord those ribs sound gorgeous.
My father in law bought home marinated sirloin steaks which my fiancee kindly grilled. Being lazy can have its benefits at times *MAAASSIVE SMILEY FACE INSERTED HERE*

Buzzard2010 said:

Gotta suggest this though, a friend of mine suggested to me about doing baby-back-ribs in the slow cooker... they turned out a dream!

- Simon

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Well if you look back a page you can see i loooooove my ribs. Be sure to share the recipe hear. Off to buy a 4 Runner on the weekend so when i return from Sydney will be having a few lagers and will need something to munch on . . . . Dont be shy lol

fleur-de-bois said:

Good lord those ribs sound gorgeous.
My father in law bought home marinated sirloin steaks which my fiancee kindly grilled. Being lazy can have its benefits at times *MAAASSIVE SMILEY FACE INSERTED HERE*

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WOW you did well out of that. From 1 extreme to the other. Nice to have someone do the cooking as well

TattooedMac said:

WOW you did well out of that. From 1 extreme to the other. Nice to have someone do the cooking as well

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Best thing is, I didn't have to ask anyone to do anything

I thought this was an April Fools' Day joke. But this girl actually had her mouth stuck open: YouTube - Help Me! I Can't Shut My Mouth! - Bizarre ER - BBC Three

Slightly entertaining.