British Policeman: You have a smart phone. Would it be all right if you let me hold it, please?
Unnamed Person: I'm a bit worried because I got into this country today, via France.
BP: So you're an illegal immigrant?
UP: Yes
BP: Whoops, sorry I troubled you, sir. Here's the address for the local social security office - in fact, I'll drop you off there on my way back to the police station. You should be able to get a sum of money immediately to tide you over for a few weeks and somewhere to live. You have a nice day, now.