The Corrupt a Wish Game

The Vindicat3d · Dec 29, 2007

This is a game where someone will make a wish and then the next person to post will grant their wish, but corrupt it in some way.

Example:

Me:I wish for a cookie!

NextPoster:Wish granted, but the cookie is poisonous and results in food poisoning and later death muahahahahah!

Ok now that you got the I will go first.

I wish for an iMac and tickets to Macworld!

Martin. · Dec 29, 2007

you get to go to macworld but the imac drops out of the cargo hold and shatters on the flight home.

i wish for a new canon 40d

baggss · Dec 29, 2007

Martin. said:
i wish for a new canon 40d

You get the camera, immediately followed by a visit from the local police to question you about what someone saw you taking pictures of at the local park near the elementary school, with the camera. The camera reveals some highly questionable pictures. You spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish the earth would explode.

Eric559 · Dec 29, 2007

baggss said:
I wish the earth would explode.

The world explodes but quickly pieces itself back together?

I wish for food.

mac747 · Dec 29, 2007

Eric559 said:
The world explodes but quickly pieces itself back together?

I wish for food.

Unfortunately the food is delivered by a drunk driver that doesn't stop in your driveway, but runs his truck right thru you house killing your pet gerbil, Harry.

I wish I was rich.

louishen · Dec 29, 2007

You get all the money, you are now rich. However you develop an unhealthy drug habit and also spend a lot of money on your new friends and their habits.
You marry a bit of gold digging trailer trash, who soon divorces you and takes most of your money.

Meanwhile one of those new friends of yours is busted for drugs and squeals on you. You are raided by the police and are now in jail.

I want a Volkswagen Camper Van

macjuicy23 · Dec 29, 2007

louishen said:
You get all the money, you are now rich. However you develop an unhealthy drug habit and also spend a lot of money on your new friends and their habits.
You marry a bit of gold digging trailer trash, who soon divorces you and takes most of your money.

Meanwhile one of those new friends of yours is busted for drugs and squeals on you. You are raided by the police and are now in jail.

I want a Volkswagen Camper Van

You go camping in your Volkswagen Camper Van and get eaten by a huge grizzly Bear.

I wish I was Steve Jobs for 1 week

The Vindicat3d · Dec 29, 2007

macjuicy23 said:
You go camping in your Volkswagen Camper Van and get eaten by a huge grizzly Bear.

I wish I was Steve Jobs for 1 week

Wish granted, but this just happens to be the week the good 'ol Steve gets kidnapped by angry widows Fanboys and is tortured by having to do Bill Gate's Excel spreadsheets and use window movie makers to make movies of bill and his wife going at it... he later kills himself!

I wish I was Master Chief [The guy from the Halo Series]

dj_hype · Dec 29, 2007

The Vindicat3d said:
I wish I was Master Chief [The guy from the Halo Series]

Granted. But some 11yr old kills you with the elite sword and proceeds to call you all kinds of names that 11yr olds shouldn't know.

I wish I could pay off my credit cards.

baggss · Dec 29, 2007

dj_hype said:
I wish I could pay off my credit cards.

You pay them off, but just run them up again.

I wish for nothing.

louishen · Dec 29, 2007

Granted, you get what you wanted.

The universe has just popped out of existence, now there is only the void (well not even that)

I want world peace

mac0s9user · Dec 29, 2007

louishen said:
I want world peace

You get your wish. Five minutes later a Shiite Muslim accidentally shoots a Sunni Muslim during target practice and the middle east descends into chaos.

I would like a PS3.

Lone Buggin · Dec 29, 2007

You get the PS3, but a faulty power supply catches fire. The fire is put out, but not before destroying your entertainment system.

I wish I could retire.

TheCustomer99 · Dec 29, 2007

Wish granted, but soon after you retire you realize that someone "loaned" your retirement savings to "Nigerian Royalty" because they thought they would be able to get a share of his "inheritance" when he came to the U.S.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Ryan13 · Dec 29, 2007

Wish granted, but tomorrow at work everyone will receive a free blackberry and time and a half for the day.

I wish for $10,249.

mac0s9user · Dec 29, 2007

Granted you get your $10,249. However it's from a colombian drug lord.During a surprise raid by the DEA your name is discovered and your hauled off to federal prison.

I want a G4 CPU OWC upgrade for my mac

nukemm · Dec 30, 2007

You get your G4 CPU upgrade, but your video card dies, leaving you with a black screen.

I want to never go out to sea again.

iRye · Jan 4, 2008

Lone Buggin said:
You get the PS3, but a faulty power supply catches fire. The fire is put out, but not before destroying your entertainment system.

I wish I could retire.

PS3 doesn't have a powersupply that would catch fire

Ok, you'll never go to sea again. However, you shall be confined to your home until you die and possibly later.

I want my authoritaw to be respected.

PerryLynch · Jan 4, 2008

Granted, but the MacPro and Cinema Displays you ordered with it got routed to Nigeria by mistake, never to be seen again.

I wish for an iPod

carolineUK · Jan 4, 2008

wish granted.
tomorrow you will wake up in a room filled with shoes.

i wish for a winning lottery ticket