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omg LOL haha!!1!!11!!!

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A perfect spokesman for "Just Say No (to drugs)" and maybe he could find a deoderant that works for him.
 
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i think the 4 words he wanted to say was:

"I hate my job"
 
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Woooooooooooo!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need some antipersperant!!!!!!!
 
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**** he sweats a lot!
 
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With a guy like that as CEO is there any question as to why the products are so full of bizarre bugs and problems. Almost as bad as the Intel dancing "bunnies."
 
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Ooooh now I understand! Windows isn't irrational and annoying for no reason, they just modelled it on this guy.
 

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I'm exhausted just watching him. I'd hate to see him on his best day.
 
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he is one of those guys that were sad that they couldn't be a cheerleader in high school.
 
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Ah that's a classic. what a weirdo! Someone made a fake ipod commercial with the monkey dance a while back I wish I had the link. If I can dig it up i'll post.

[shaking head wistfully]
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I feel like I need to take a shower after watching that.
 

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If he intends to keep doing stuff like that he needs to get into shape! Look at him. All out of breath. I was waiting for him to have a stroke. Seriously. I first saw that maybe 10 months ago along with one where they doctored it and made him wear an IPod while dancing! That was funny too.

:headphone

I have some footage on Video Tape of Balmer and Gates at their finest. Balmer waving his arms around and bashing everything then making excuses for Windows 3.11 and even 95. Funny stuff. I ought to capture it and make a QuickTime movie.
 
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That was weird.
 
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LMAO but i guess hes gota burn off those carbs some how
 
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Yikes.... I just kept waiting for him to collapse and be taken off on a stretcher.
 

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I'm sure after awhile, he is mistaken for a beached whale.
 
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