- Joined
- Jul 6, 2008
- Messages
- 661
- Reaction score
- 10
- Points
- 18
- Location
- In a van down the river.
- Your Mac's Specs
- 933 Mhz Powermac Quicksilver,1.5GB RAM, OSX 10.5, Tangerine 300MHz Clamshell, OS 9.2
10:00AM:
-Smiles at new 1GHz TiBook after turning it on. (The happy apple always makes me smile.)
10:15AM:
-Checks emails, decides to install Leopard.
10:25AM:
-Smiles at other 1GHz TiBook after turning it on.
10:25AM:
-Notices screen is not working at all.
10:26AM:
-Reboots TiBook, screen still not working.
10:27AM:
-Has cigarette.
10:30AM:
-Turns on MacBook to trouble shoot "injured" TiBook.
10:40AM:
-Gives up on MacBook as it wants to keep holding down the Up arrow key even though there's nothing underneath it. I can't wait to get refunded for that.
10:42AM:
-Has cigarette
10:45AM:
-Takes back cover off of injured TiBook to see if cables are loose
10:46AM:
-Slices thumb wide open on case of TiBook. Gives up on looking to see if cables are loose.
10:47AM:
-Screams expletives in Italian, has cigarette.
10:50AM:
-Calls paypal to file claim about TiBook with thumb wrapped in gauze.
11:00AM:
-Has cigarette
11:15AM:
-Has cigarette
11:30AM:
-Other TiBook has finished installing leopard.
11:45AM:
-Watches Beavis and Butthead on TiBook with blood soaked gauze wrapped around thumb.
11:48AM:
-Screen shuts off on TiBook.
11:49AM:
-Has cigarette.
11:55AM:
-Takes back panel off to see if any cables are loose.
-Finds video connector loose.
-Reattaches connector.
11:56AM:
-Notices one of the video connector's wires has been severed.
-Has hard time disconnecting video connector.
11:57AM:
-Gouges right index finger wide open with video connector plug after finally getting the video connector loose.
12:05PM:
-Putts blood soaked TiBook back together and calls paypal to file claim.
-Has cigarette
3:00PM:
-Attempts to separate screen housing on 400MHz TiBook
4:05PM:
-Deeply slices left index, middle and ring finger on sharp edge of TiBook screen.
4:05PM:
-Maniacally laughs
4:15PM:
-Still maniacally laughing, covered in blood.
-Has blood-soaked cigarette.
6:00PM:
-Has cigarette while glaring at 3 TiBooks sitting on desk while both hands are now severely bandaged up.
....And I thought this was going to be such a good day...
-Smiles at new 1GHz TiBook after turning it on. (The happy apple always makes me smile.)
10:15AM:
-Checks emails, decides to install Leopard.
10:25AM:
-Smiles at other 1GHz TiBook after turning it on.
10:25AM:
-Notices screen is not working at all.
10:26AM:
-Reboots TiBook, screen still not working.
10:27AM:
-Has cigarette.
10:30AM:
-Turns on MacBook to trouble shoot "injured" TiBook.
10:40AM:
-Gives up on MacBook as it wants to keep holding down the Up arrow key even though there's nothing underneath it. I can't wait to get refunded for that.
10:42AM:
-Has cigarette
10:45AM:
-Takes back cover off of injured TiBook to see if cables are loose
10:46AM:
-Slices thumb wide open on case of TiBook. Gives up on looking to see if cables are loose.
10:47AM:
-Screams expletives in Italian, has cigarette.
10:50AM:
-Calls paypal to file claim about TiBook with thumb wrapped in gauze.
11:00AM:
-Has cigarette
11:15AM:
-Has cigarette
11:30AM:
-Other TiBook has finished installing leopard.
11:45AM:
-Watches Beavis and Butthead on TiBook with blood soaked gauze wrapped around thumb.
11:48AM:
-Screen shuts off on TiBook.
11:49AM:
-Has cigarette.
11:55AM:
-Takes back panel off to see if any cables are loose.
-Finds video connector loose.
-Reattaches connector.
11:56AM:
-Notices one of the video connector's wires has been severed.
-Has hard time disconnecting video connector.
11:57AM:
-Gouges right index finger wide open with video connector plug after finally getting the video connector loose.
12:05PM:
-Putts blood soaked TiBook back together and calls paypal to file claim.
-Has cigarette
3:00PM:
-Attempts to separate screen housing on 400MHz TiBook
4:05PM:
-Deeply slices left index, middle and ring finger on sharp edge of TiBook screen.
4:05PM:
-Maniacally laughs
4:15PM:
-Still maniacally laughing, covered in blood.
-Has blood-soaked cigarette.
6:00PM:
-Has cigarette while glaring at 3 TiBooks sitting on desk while both hands are now severely bandaged up.
....And I thought this was going to be such a good day...