Thread: Meeting Bingo
07-08-2003, 09:20 PM #1
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long
and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size.
Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you
25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* out of the loop
* think outside the box
* fast track
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* customer focus(ed)
* game plan
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
up and shout "BULL****!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bull**** Bingo" players:
-- "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."- Adam W.,
-- "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."- David T.,
-- "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."-
Dan J., New York City
-- "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
for the fifth box."
- Ben G., Denver
-- "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULL****!' for the
third time in two hours."
Bruce M., DallasLife isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain!
07-08-2003, 09:59 PM #2
That is the funniest thing.
Sad part is, I gotta say that kinda stuff
Wish I didn't have to, but that is the way the game is playedEmrys
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