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    MUDCRABS's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Had to start new thread, too funny.
    Steve Ballmer is he an embarrassment to his colleges!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSIMeRtVebM

    Is this bloke the full quid ($)

    Was his other job a door to door Amway salesman
    I dont have Attention Deficit Dis..... Hey look! A chicken!.

    http://p220.ezboard.com/bmudcrabsrockpool

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    That's just embarassing to watch.

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    what an earth was that?
    a business conference

    thats disturbing
    i guess hes the person behind vista's innovation ^_^

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    Well I hear Vista requires a lot of blood, sweat and tears...maybe he hasn't got around to showing the blood and tears part yet.

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    ROTFL

    Good one, moss!

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    If Steve Balmer were a Horse they would have shot him long ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by baggss View Post
    If Steve Balmer were a Horse they would have shot him long ago.
    If a horse was Steve Balmer, it'd probably shoot itself.
    "Anecdotal thinking comes naturally, science requires training." - Michael Shermer

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCustomer99 View Post
    If a horse was Steve Balmer, it'd probably shoot itself.
    lmao, that cracked me up

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    WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW im scared.


    and scarred
    She figured out that the only way to keep from being frozen was to stay in motion,
    and long ago converted most of her flesh into liquid.
    Now when she smells danger, she spills herself all over, like gasoline, and lights it.

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    thats why he works with microsoft.


    jp, i'm just playing microsoft is a very successful company

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToddG View Post
    Two words:

    Buy
    Deodorant
    Correction (and an important one, I might add):

    Buy
    Anti-perspirant
    Liquid and computers don't mix. It might seem simple, but we see an incredible amount of people post here about spills. Keep drinks and other liquids away from your expensive electronics!

    https://youtu.be/KHZ8ek-6ccc

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    I am so glad I switched to Apple.

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    Well, I'd say anti-perspirant. I can't smell through youtube... but i can see!

    Quote Originally Posted by ToddG View Post
    Two words:

    Buy
    Deodorant
    ****... im late with that one, arent i?
    schweb This has to be one of the best threads ever in MF history...
    Cherokee This gets my vote for most innovative thread on Mac-Forums... ever.

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    Pretty much an example of a guy trying to be something he's not. He's obviously not a people person or a showman, and he's obviously trying to hard to be that. Maybe he's good in other things which he should stick to.

    Who was the guy running for president and lost it all due to his famous "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

    This was 10o times worse. Good thing his job wasn't riding on it.

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