Thread: Science class
10-27-2003, 03:55 PM #1
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Subject: 6th Grade Science Class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should
not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "Boy,
is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) You have a dirty little mind.
2) You didn't read your homework; and..........
3) One day you are going to be very, very disappointed
10-27-2003, 06:34 PM #2
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haha thats funny. i like #3
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