Season's Greetings

XJ-linux · XJ-linux #1 (**permalink**)

12-19-2010, 03:23 PM

Received this from a friend and got a laugh out of it so I thought I would pass it along...

To All My Progressive Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Conservative Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

s2odin · s2odin #2 (**permalink**)

12-19-2010, 03:32 PM

Haha, that's pretty funny.

Merry Christmas to all.

EndlessMac · EndlessMac #3 (**permalink**)

12-19-2010, 03:40 PM

That is pretty funny. Everyone seems to be acknowledged but it must be a pain to try and fit that onto a greeting card.

McYukon · McYukon #4 (**permalink**)

12-19-2010, 05:28 PM

LOL, thats great.

Merry Christmas

ShoppingBro · ShoppingBro #5 (**permalink**)

12-20-2010, 10:05 AM

Happy holidays everyone, and a happy new year!

wavinwayne · wavinwayne #6 (**permalink**)

12-20-2010, 10:09 AM

Happy Festivus!

XJ-linux · XJ-linux #7 (**permalink**)

12-20-2010, 10:27 AM

Winterval

XJ-linux #1 (permalink)
Member Since: Jul 02, 2007 Location: Going Galt... Posts: 3,125 Mac Specs: MacBookAir5,2:10.8.3-MacMini3,1:10.8.3-iPhone3,1:6.1.3	12-19-2010, 03:23 PM Received this from a friend and got a laugh out of it so I thought I would pass it along... To All My Progressive Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ,_____o00o _ //___l__,\____\,__ l_--- \___l---OlllllllO (o)_)-o- (o)_)--o-)_)
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s2odin #2 (permalink)
Member Since: Oct 23, 2010 Posts: 836 Mac Specs: C2D 2.26 \| 500GB Seagate Momentus \| 2GB 1066 (soon to be 8)	12-19-2010, 03:32 PM Haha, that's pretty funny. Merry Christmas to all. USAF E-2. 1C6X1 - Space Systems Operations. 19 days until BMT. Upgrade your MBP HD Tritton AXPro FS
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McYukon #4 (permalink)
Member Since: May 14, 2009 Location: Near Whitehorse, Yukon Posts: 2,031 Mac Specs: Late 2008 MBP 15" - 2.4 GHz C2D - 8 GB RAM - 60 GB SSD & 500 GB HD - Mac OS 10.8.1 - 32 GB iTouch 4G	12-19-2010, 05:28 PM LOL, thats great. Merry Christmas ~Alex Use the reputation system if a post helps you! Mac Forums IRC Channel - Help build it by hanging out with us The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
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Member Since: Dec 19, 2010 Posts: 3	12-20-2010, 10:05 AM Happy holidays everyone, and a happy new year! Miles of Trials, Trial of Miles
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wavinwayne #6 (permalink)
Member Since: Nov 01, 2010 Location: North AL Posts: 162 Mac Specs: Late '09 Macbook Pro 13"	12-20-2010, 10:09 AM Happy Festivus! Don't believe anything I tell you, unless it is consistent with what you already know to be true, or unless you have taken the time to research the matter to prove its accuracy to your satisfaction. This is known as "doing your homework."
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Member Since: Jul 02, 2007 Location: Going Galt... Posts: 3,125 Mac Specs: MacBookAir5,2:10.8.3-MacMini3,1:10.8.3-iPhone3,1:6.1.3	12-20-2010, 10:27 AM Winterval ,_____o00o _ //___l__,\____\,__ l_--- \___l---OlllllllO (o)_)-o- (o)_)--o-)_)
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