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    A Real Man
    A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
    never stand her up and never let her down.
    He will reassure her when she feels insecure
    and comfort her after a bad day.

    He will inspire her to do things she never
    thought she could do; to live without fear
    and forget regret. He will enable her to
    express her deepest emotions and give in to
    her most intimate desires. He will make sure
    she always feels as though she's the most
    beautiful woman in the room and will enable
    her to be the most confident, sexy,
    seductive and…

    No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

    It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.





    (I'd give props to whoever wrote it, but don't have a clue.)

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    LOL mate you need to get a grip of yourself .. or the neck of the wine bottle!

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    I tell you harry, that Texas sunshine and heat can really get to you, hey, what am I saying.....

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    Don't forget, a real man drinks american made beer and aint afraid to black his old lady's eye when she steps outta line.

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    Maybe it's this 105+ degree temps we been havin'.



    That's 40-42 we been seein for ya'll that r usin that other way of measurin. Frys the brain it does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chscag View Post
    I tell you harry, that Texas sunshine and heat can really get to you.....
    ...especially when wine is involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtomay View Post
    Maybe it's this 105+ degree temps we been havin'.



    That's 40-42 we been seein for ya'll that r usin that other way of measurin. Frys the brain it does.
    It's that Metric system that frys my brain!

    (Waiting for VanSmith to reply back in anger!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtravis7 View Post
    It's that Metric system that frys my brain!

    (Waiting for VanSmith to reply back in anger!).
    Am I that predictable?

    I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me so I guess I have two reasons now, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vansmith View Post
    I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me...
    Isn't that just wishful thinking? Maybe bobtomay isn't the only one drinking wine tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vansmith View Post
    Am I that predictable?

    I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me so I guess I have two reasons now, lol.
    All you UNIX people are predictable! Joke!

    Wait, I am a Unix person also!

    And no wine for me. I am a total Tea To-taller! I don't drink any alcohol at all nor smoke. Health nut I guess.

    I have had a lot of water tonight if that counts! HIC! I am high on water and Mountain Dew!


    EDIT: BTW it was 104 here today Bob!

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    It was 105 in my area, and the shell script he was running kicked that phrase
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    Quote Originally Posted by dtravis7 View Post
    I am high on water and Mountain Dew!
    Go easy on the water an Mountain Dew. You don't want to do something you will regret tomorrow.

    It's definitely been hot around here also. I'm sitting in front of a fan and it feels like it's doing nothing.

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    To Bob:

    I think that's something James May would say when describing a particular wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EndlessMac View Post
    Isn't that just wishful thinking? Maybe bobtomay isn't the only one drinking wine tonight.
    Oh no, beer and whiskey are my poisons. The wine is all yours!

    Quote Originally Posted by dtravis7 View Post
    All you UNIX people are predictable! Joke!
    Perhaps I should visit /dev/random more often so I won't be so predictable. (Wow, that was bad even for me).

    Quote Originally Posted by dtravis7 View Post
    Wait, I am a Unix person also!
    As Mac users, we all are!
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