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    RE:FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

    Dear Beneficiary

    We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and
    inflict that we might have indulge you through. however, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign payments.

    We apologies once again, from the record of outstanding winners due for payment, your name and particular was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding winners who have not yet receive their payment.

    I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and can be voguish, for that your payment is has been processed and will be release to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

    Also note that from our record your outstanding winning payment is valued at $610,000.00 USD (SIX HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)Payment will be made to you in form of a certified bank draft or bank wire transfer into a nominated bank account of your choice, as soon as you get in touched with.

    Mr.Fred Kumar
    TEL:+44 700 596 1522
    E-mail: fundremit_cen@gala.net

    Provide him with the following details, as this will enable him to process and
    release of your cash prize without any delay.

    Your Full Name:..................................

    Telephone and fax Numbers:.........................

    Residential Address:...............................

    Your urgent reply Mr.Fred Kumar via e-mail: fundremit_cen@gala.net will effect the speedy release of your cash prize to you within 48hours.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Mrs. Vera Hillers
    Vice President.

    Of course, I responded immediately!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toMACsh View Post
    RE:FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

    Dear Beneficiary

    We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and
    inflict that we might have indulge you through. however, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign payments.

    We apologies once again, from the record of outstanding winners due for payment, your name and particular was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding winners who have not yet receive their payment.

    I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and can be voguish, for that your payment is has been processed and will be release to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

    Also note that from our record your outstanding winning payment is valued at $610,000.00 USD (SIX HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)Payment will be made to you in form of a certified bank draft or bank wire transfer into a nominated bank account of your choice, as soon as you get in touched with.

    Mr.Fred Kumar
    TEL:+44 700 596 1522
    E-mail: fundremit_cen@gala.net

    Provide him with the following details, as this will enable him to process and
    release of your cash prize without any delay.

    Your Full Name:..................................

    Telephone and fax Numbers:.........................

    Residential Address:...............................

    Your urgent reply Mr.Fred Kumar via e-mail: fundremit_cen@gala.net will effect the speedy release of your cash prize to you within 48hours.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Mrs. Vera Hillers
    Vice President.

    Of course, I responded immediately!
    FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION? why didn't you respond to the previous ones?!?!? did you know you were owed all this money?!?! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by deus_ex_machina View Post
    FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION? why didn't you respond to the previous ones?!?!? did you know you were owed all this money?!?! haha
    I apologies, sir!

    haha

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    I just edit some words on there and spam the right back!

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    I wonder how they managed to find a word I don't believe I have ever seen.

    Yep, I admit, assiduity is a new one for me.

    Learning even from scammers, who'd a thunk it.
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    My eyes hurt after reading all that. >_>"
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    Ya know, you should send then the name and address (etc) of someone you really don't like. Then just sit back and watch the show.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonRequiem View Post
    My eyes hurt after reading all that. >_>"
    My *brain* hurt after reading that!

    One assumes that anyone stupid enough to reply would be asked to send a small "check release fee" or some other form of payment to them first, to enable the transfer of money into their account. If I got one of those, it would be fun to respond just to see what sort of "hook" they tried to catch you with.

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    I can't believe I actually read that post

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    you should mess with them, tell them you only have about half a million dollars to work with and you'd like to send most of it to them, blah blah blah make up a story and tons of promises. then tell them you work undercover for the fbi, you got their IP and location and agents are on the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtomay View Post
    I wonder how they managed to find a word I don't believe I have ever seen.
    *** U I DITY

    Make an *** out of you and I and dity, whoever that may be? And remember the *** as mentioned in the bible is like a donkey. Our censorship is really over the top at times!

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    What havnt you received yours yet ???

    I got mine few week ago today
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    Quote Originally Posted by harryb2448 View Post
    *** U I DITY

    Make an *** out of you and I and dity, whoever that may be? And remember the *** as mentioned in the bible is like a donkey. Our censorship is really over the top at times!
    Amen to that statement
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    I responded to a scam email once and just wrote

    "thanks for wasting my time you and your scam are a bunch of ****s go ahead and kiss my a**"

    they wrote back, no joke.

    "your a** is smelling"

    best thing ever.

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