Thread: the million dollar keyboard
09-21-2003, 10:50 AM #1the million dollar keyboard
no, its not bionic, but it cures cancer
million dollar keyboard on sale at amazon.com
I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).
09-21-2003, 11:34 AM #2
My keyboard only slaps me when I'm falling asleep and summons Emu when I press F13.
Some people are just lucky
09-21-2003, 12:01 PM #3
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