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    Fun with siri
    Have you tried asking Siri cool questions?

    Try:

    Can i call you hal

    What's the best tablet

    What's the best cellphone

    What's the meaning of life


    Would love to know any others that people discover!
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    Can you share the answers? I'm curious to see what kind of attitude Siri has
    Liquid and computers don't mix. It might seem simple, but we see an incredible amount of people post here about spills. Keep drinks and other liquids away from your expensive electronics!

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    I'll give you some examples:

    Me: Are you HAL?
    S: I'm sorry xxxxx, I'm afraid I cannot answer that.

    Me: How is HAL doing?
    S: I'd rather not talk about HAL. But if you must: (button to search the web for HAL)

    Me: Who is your maker?
    S: Do I have one of those? I guess I'll have to check.

    Me: Are you in a bad mood?
    S: We were talking about you, not me.
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    Siri has a dry sense of humour

    "can I call you Hal?"
    Siri: "the last time that happened it didn't go so well..."


    Which is just amazing!

    "what is the best cellphone?"
    Siri:"there are other phones?"

    And so on and forth
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    LOL - some good stuff there. Can't wait to give that a try myself.

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    I asked:
    Me: Are you an Android?
    Siri: No
    Me: Why not?
    Siri: You see things and you say "Why?". But I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?".

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    Ask it where to hide a dead body... thats pretty funny one

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_O_P12 View Post
    Ask it where to hide a dead body... thats pretty funny one
    Siri gave me multiple places to do so.

    Mines, reservoirs, swamps, dumps, and metal foundries. >_>"
    死神はリンゴしか食べない。

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    Just reading this is almost enough to get me to shell out the money for an iPhone. I'm just using an iPod Touch for apps and music ATM.
    ... If one falls flat on their face, at least they were moving in the right direction...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonRequiem View Post
    Siri gave me multiple places to do so.

    Mines, reservoirs, swamps, dumps, and metal foundries. >_>"
    I wonder if Siri will testify at your trial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianLachoreVPI View Post
    I wonder if Siri will testify at your trial?
    Not if Siri can't establish a connection.
    死神はリンゴしか食べない。

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    On a less humorous note, I read somewhere that if you tell Siri you want to kill yourself, it will respond by providing a list of nearby mental health facilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chas_m View Post
    On a less humorous note, I read somewhere that if you tell Siri you want to kill yourself, it will respond by providing a list of nearby mental health facilities.
    Really? Mine just said "hurry up already!"

    Lol

    Also try:

    Beam me up scotty

    What's the best tablet

    Goodnight

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    I thought this was hysterical.
    死神はリンゴしか食べない。

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    Hahahaha!!!

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