Glock 23.

Never was a finer all-purpose-bullet-delivery-system (APBDS) made.

This sidearm could be full of cow poop, sand, motor oil and human blood and still fire every single round in the clip accurately and with no fear of misfire whatsoever.

Cleaning!? Cleaning is for fun, to alleviate boredom, to accompany whiskey consumption but mostly for people who don't own a Glock.