Girl problems - advice?

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

I'm almost embarassed to ask this on a public forum but you guys seem good at giving advice on this stuff.

I've run into a problem with a really close friend of mine and have been upset about it.

What should I be drinking? Cheap Beer, Expensive Beer, Hard Liquor?

Brown Study · Nov 28, 2007

Be the first on your block with this wine. It's sure to impress.

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

No thanks. I did make up a shot Monday night called "a gentleman riding a mexican turkey".

Gentleman's Jack
Cuervo
Turkey 101

That went down a little rough to first two or three times.

macjuicy23 · Nov 28, 2007

Mad Dog - 22

eric · Nov 28, 2007

don't treat the symptom - treat the problem.

jdgti · Nov 28, 2007

I am not sure I understand what happened.

Were you wanting to hang out with a friend of yours that was a girl and didn't know what to buy for the occasion?

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

jdgti said:
I am not sure I understand what happened.

Were you wanting to hang out with a friend of yours that was a girl and didn't know what to buy for the occasion?

Heh...you could say that. O:)

giulio · Nov 28, 2007

What is the environment? What is the mood? What impession do you want to give?

Beer is like... blue collar. But a fun atmosphere.
Shots are like... college kid. Drink to get drunk.
Sweet fruity drinks... need I say this one?
Wine... friendly, wholesome, respectable. "I think of you respectfully but lets get drunk and screw" kind of drink.
Something hard on the rocks... classy, possible snooty though.

Hm... tough question!

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

Village Idiot said:
Heh...you could say that.

Er...it's more like we've been yelling on the phone at each other for the past two days and I'm going to go hang out with some friends and get drunk again.

sanity1082 · Nov 28, 2007

in that case i would go with the cheap beer, always makes for a trip down memory lane with my buddies

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

Woo hoo! It's almost a tie.

That means boiler makers! (Cheap beer with a shot of cheap whiskey dropped in)

Did I forget to mention I'm going to probably be getting drunk with her good friend :Mischievous:

This one:

Tonight's going to be fun. I can feel it. O:)

Brandon · Nov 28, 2007

A bottle of whiskey, in a darkened room, alone with your thoughts...drown your sorrows...

Have a wonderful day!

Eric559 · Nov 28, 2007

Give the girl liquor. She'll get drunk faster.

Sherman Homan · Nov 28, 2007

Eric559 said:
Give the girl liquor. She'll get drunk faster.

"Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker."

mathogre · Nov 28, 2007

Village Idiot said:
I'm almost embarassed to ask this on a public forum but you guys seem good at giving advice on this stuff.

I've run into a problem with a really close friend of mine and have been upset about it.

What should I be drinking? Cheap Beer, Expensive Beer, Hard Liquor?

As long as you connect the problem with the beverage, drink water, lots of water, lots of ice water.

1. Solve the problem with your girlfriend. Fix it or dump her.

2. If you're about to get all friendly with her best friend, this best friend doesn't have any respect for her friend, you, or your relationship with your girlfriend. She's also not likely to be your best choice for someone you can trust. That mirror can be turned too. If you're ready to go looking for someone else while you have a girlfriend, you're not exactly making a good name for yourself either.

Your girlfriend's best friend looks cute, but don't even think about anything with her until you are once again a Free Man.

3. Never, ever drink cheap beer.

Haven't we taught you better than that?!

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

mathogre said:
As long as you connect the problem with the beverage, drink water, lots of water, lots of ice water.

1. Solve the problem with your girlfriend. Fix it or dump her.

2. If you're about to get all friendly with her best friend, this best friend doesn't have any respect for her friend, you, or your relationship with your girlfriend. She's also not likely to be your best choice for someone you can trust. That mirror can be turned too. If you're ready to go looking for someone else while you have a girlfriend, you're not exactly making a good name for yourself either.

Your girlfriend's best friend looks cute, but don't even think about anything with her until you are once again a Free Man.

3. Never, ever drink cheap beer.

Haven't we taught you better than that?!

A ha! I am single and I don't have a girlfriend. Plus the friend has a boy friend. He's big and in the army. Plus they're all just friends.

I love me some expensive beer. There is a place in town that does sell Boddingtons. It's not really expensive but I like it and it's much better than miller lite.

jotdess · Nov 28, 2007

I don't know what the problem is, but avoid alcohol. It might make things worse in terms of spilling your guts when you don't really want to haha.

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

jotdess said:
I don't know what the problem is, but avoid alcohol. It might make things worse in terms of spilling your guts when you don't really want to haha.

Oops. That's why I stay away from Jaegermeister. That and the five beers I had in the first five or ten minutes I was at the bar didn't help either.

On the other hand, the gentleman riding a mexican turkey did the whole angry thing. If corona wasn't so crappy, I'd drink it and talk with a carribean accent like they do in all the radio commercials. Times like these call for a mind eraser:

Khalua
Vodka
Tonic Water

jotdess · Nov 28, 2007

That bad huh? So what's really going on? It's ok, you can say it. We'll try our best to help you out.

Village Idiot · Nov 28, 2007

Really, the hardest choice is what to drink. Other than that, there's not much of a problem.

I just feel that a week of hanging out with the rest of my friends is in order.