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Kilted1

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The joke below was sent to me by a good mate. apologies to the female members of this forum in advance. I thought it was funny enough to share O:) O:)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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I liked it that much I posted it some time ago.....and no didn't get a neg rep point out of it.


LOLOL
 
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MaDDoG said:
I liked it that much I posted it some time ago.....and no didn't get a neg rep point out of it.


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I liked it so much I emailed it to my girlfriend... and believe me, I got plenty of negative "rep points" from her... :Oops:
 
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So will they have ways, ahem, "knobs" to tune them? -- smacks own hand ---
 
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Ha, is this more or less discomforting to the women on Mac Forums than the "Thank God for the women on Mac Forums" thread?

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I chuckled =)
 
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hehe that was funny :D and yes, I am a girl.
 
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My wife got this email months ago. She thought it was funny and sent it to me.
Apple's speaker idea is good. But NesQuik's product is much more fun.
 

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