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newby
10-15-2011, 06:10 PM
Have you tried asking Siri cool questions?

Try:

Can i call you hal

What's the best tablet

What's the best cellphone

What's the meaning of life


Would love to know any others that people discover!

cwa107
10-15-2011, 07:28 PM
Can you share the answers? I'm curious to see what kind of attitude Siri has :)

dmccloud
10-15-2011, 07:48 PM
I'll give you some examples:

Me: Are you HAL?
S: I'm sorry xxxxx, I'm afraid I cannot answer that.

Me: How is HAL doing?
S: I'd rather not talk about HAL. But if you must: (button to search the web for HAL)

Me: Who is your maker?
S: Do I have one of those? I guess I'll have to check.

Me: Are you in a bad mood?
S: We were talking about you, not me.

newby
10-15-2011, 10:18 PM
Siri has a dry sense of humour

"can I call you Hal?"
Siri: "the last time that happened it didn't go so well..."


Which is just amazing!

"what is the best cellphone?"
Siri:"there are other phones?"

And so on and forth

BrianLachoreVPI
10-15-2011, 10:22 PM
LOL - some good stuff there. Can't wait to give that a try myself. :)

kribensis12
10-15-2011, 10:37 PM
I asked:
Me: Are you an Android?
Siri: No
Me: Why not?
Siri: You see things and you say "Why?". But I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?".

T_O_P12
10-15-2011, 10:47 PM
Ask it where to hide a dead body... thats pretty funny one

CrimsonRequiem
10-15-2011, 11:25 PM
Ask it where to hide a dead body... thats pretty funny one

Siri gave me multiple places to do so.

Mines, reservoirs, swamps, dumps, and metal foundries. >_>"

AppleCider
10-15-2011, 11:44 PM
Just reading this is almost enough to get me to shell out the money for an iPhone. I'm just using an iPod Touch for apps and music ATM.

BrianLachoreVPI
10-16-2011, 12:09 AM
Siri gave me multiple places to do so.

Mines, reservoirs, swamps, dumps, and metal foundries. >_>"

I wonder if Siri will testify at your trial? :P

CrimsonRequiem
10-16-2011, 12:22 AM
I wonder if Siri will testify at your trial? :P

Not if Siri can't establish a connection. ;D

chas_m
10-16-2011, 02:48 AM
On a less humorous note, I read somewhere that if you tell Siri you want to kill yourself, it will respond by providing a list of nearby mental health facilities.

newby
10-16-2011, 06:53 AM
On a less humorous note, I read somewhere that if you tell Siri you want to kill yourself, it will respond by providing a list of nearby mental health facilities.

Really? Mine just said "hurry up already!"

Lol

Also try:

Beam me up scotty

What's the best tablet

Goodnight

Sing me dahlia ( and yes he "sing"s to u in return!)

CrimsonRequiem
10-16-2011, 12:08 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20111016-c43jgpx9eqixwyp25y3kxgut3q.jpg

I thought this was hysterical.

BrianLachoreVPI
10-16-2011, 12:21 PM
Hahahaha!!! :D

Squirrel1971
10-16-2011, 08:16 PM
I asked Siri "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Her answer?

"Don't you have anything better to do?" :)

PTGreg
10-16-2011, 09:37 PM
My wife was having a conversation with Siri earlier today.

At one point she said "Has anyone told you you're a sexy *****?"

Siri replied "There's no need to use profanity"

HA!

Leiyah
10-17-2011, 01:09 AM
I was reading an article on MSNBC's website earlier about just this very thing. There are lots of hilarious Siri conversations posted there. Here is the link to the article:

CLICK HERE (http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/14/8323139-my-iphone-says-the-darndest-things-thanks-to-siri)

kribensis12
10-17-2011, 01:39 AM
I just asked:

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would.

Siri: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Another response: 42? That can't be right.

Ecg■eow
10-17-2011, 03:26 PM
Another response to the woodchuck tongue twister is

"It depends if you're talking about african or european woodchucks".

an obvious monty python reference


If you say "Open the pod bay doors"

She'll variously be annoyed, respond with a threat to sue over harassment, or quote the line, slowly, and then say "are you happy now?".

Along the same lines as the suicide request, if you ask for drugs, she'll recommend drug addiction treatment centers.

I tried asking "where do babies come from" and she gave me a list of "baby stores". I don't think that was a joke, just a list of stores that sell baby supplies.

You can also try any of the easter eggs from Wolfram|Alpha like "What does the scouter say about his power level?" and "How do I shot web?"

yzfmik
10-18-2011, 03:08 PM
I'd love to ask Siri something, but it hasn't worked in 2 days :(

Gillyshere
10-19-2011, 12:17 PM
Me: Will you marry me

Siri: Let's just be friends

LOL

kribensis12
10-19-2011, 04:14 PM
So, now Siri calls me "Sexiest Man Alive"! Haha. It's very funny.