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You may now thank me for the bad puns!

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10 Puns

My favorite

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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...no circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.
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- Mark Twain, a Biography

:D

Gotta love Mark Twain :D
 
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"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
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Actually Brian, Samuel Clemens biggest pun was his pen name ~ Mark Twain came from the leadsman in the bow calling 'By the mark twain 1 fathom' or whatever the depth was.

Showed Clemens' love of his calling as a river bot captain before being an author.

My favourite "Grandchildren are for those poor folks who cannot have a dog!"
 
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harryb2448 said:
Showed Clemens' love of his calling as a river bot captain before being an author.
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I didn't know they had Bots back then! Did he write his own or just borrow from others?

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baggss said:
I didn't know they had Bots back then! Did he write his own or just borrow from others?

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Since this was before cars that must mean Riverbots are the evolutionary precursor of Autobots.
If so, what preceeded Discepticons? :)

Actually, just thought of an answer, but since it's politically based and don't want to start a flame war, will keep it to myself. ;)
 
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And from Spider Robinson - The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
 

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