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bobtomay

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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and…

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.





(I'd give props to whoever wrote it, but don't have a clue.)
 
harryb2448

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LOL mate you need to get a grip of yourself .. or the neck of the wine bottle!
 
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I tell you harry, that Texas sunshine and heat can really get to you, hey, what am I saying..... :p
 
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Don't forget, a real man drinks american made beer and aint afraid to black his old lady's eye when she steps outta line.

Q.Why is a woman's feet smaller than a man's?
A.To get closer to the kitchen sink.
 
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Maybe it's this 105+ degree temps we been havin'.



That's 40-42 we been seein for ya'll that r usin that other way of measurin. Frys the brain it does.
 
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Tom you is eatin' far too many of them beaver thingos old fellah!
 
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bobtomay said:
Maybe it's this 105+ degree temps we been havin'.



That's 40-42 we been seein for ya'll that r usin that other way of measurin. Frys the brain it does.
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It's that Metric system that frys my brain! :D

(Waiting for VanSmith to reply back in anger!).
 
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dtravis7 said:
It's that Metric system that frys my brain! :D

(Waiting for VanSmith to reply back in anger!).
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Am I that predictable? :p

I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me so I guess I have two reasons now, lol. ;)
 
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vansmith said:
I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me...
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Isn't that just wishful thinking? ;D Maybe bobtomay isn't the only one drinking wine tonight. :D
 
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vansmith said:
Am I that predictable? :p

I was going to respond because I thought this thread was about me so I guess I have two reasons now, lol. ;)
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All you UNIX people are predictable! :D Joke!

Wait, I am a Unix person also! :D

And no wine for me. I am a total Tea To-taller! I don't drink any alcohol at all nor smoke. Health nut I guess.

I have had a lot of water tonight if that counts! :D HIC! I am high on water and Mountain Dew!


EDIT: BTW it was 104º here today Bob!
 
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It was 105º in my area, and the shell script he was running kicked that phrase
 
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dtravis7 said:
I am high on water and Mountain Dew!
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Go easy on the water an Mountain Dew. You don't want to do something you will regret tomorrow. ;)

It's definitely been hot around here also. I'm sitting in front of a fan and it feels like it's doing nothing.
 
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To Bob:

I think that's something James May would say when describing a particular wine.
 
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bobtomay said:
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and…



(I'd give props to whoever wrote it, but don't have a clue.)
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Is there more? It was just gettin' good!
 
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This was one of my faves when I was a jaded, angry young man. (Now I'm HAPPILY married!) ;D

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