YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
* All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
* At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
* Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
* It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
* It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
* It takes twice as long to look half as good.
* Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
* No one expects you to run into a burning building.
* People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
* The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
* The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
* There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Things you buy now won't wear out.
* When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
* When happy hour is a nap.
* When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
* When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
* You and your teeth don't sleep together.
* You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Happy B day Netty.
Hehe it's my Birth day too.